Today I made a meerkat
-Well he is supposed to be-
He doesn’t look all that grand
As far as I can see.
I made him a little scarf
To keep his neck from chills.
“Cause I don’t think he’d see the doctor
If he happened to take some ills.
He isn’t very handsome looking,
I think he might need a new name.
I’m trying to find one for him
That would bring him a bit of fame.
Perhaps I’ll change it slightly
From his usual name “Meerkat”,
He might be better labeled
Effy’s little “Queerkat”!